I don't do windows because...I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because...They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because…I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't pull weeds in the garden because…I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because…My wife will never be able to find them again.
I don't iron because...I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press."
